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August 29, 2005

Where do we live?

Filed under:General — The Organizor @ 8:51 pm

So, where do Steve and Alex live?

Well, that’s a good question. I’ve been thinking a bit about this and the best comparison to Sydney is probably Crows Nest. The area we live in is called Pempelfort and it is one train station from the main shopping area of Düsseldorf and 3 stations from my work. As well as being close to the city, it is only 13 minutes by U-bahn (train) to Steve’s work, which is in a suburb called Kaiserswerth which is probably equivalent to Pymble in status.

Pempelfort reminds me of Crows Nest a bit, not only because of its convenient location, but also because it is a fairly lively suburb with lots of shops, but none of the grot of Newtown (although there is quite a lot of dog poo around everywhere, particularly around the bottoms of trees (which are plentiful) and in the gutters). There is an Aldi Supermarket about five minutes walk from our apartment, and right next door to that is another really big supermarket - so we are quite spoilt for choice!

Our apartment itself on the first floor and is very nice with fake wooden floorboards throughout (you know the type, looks quite realistic). The kitchen is long and skinny and probably has about the same amount of bench space as we had in Newtown, but what it does have that we didn’t have in Sydney is a dishwasher! I have had discussions with people in the past about whether they actually save you any time or not, and now I am truely convinced that they are a real advantage - especially for people like me and Steve who always seemed to have an enormous pile of washing-up waiting to be done! And since this kitchen is much nicer than the one we had in Sydney, I am much more motivated to keep it nice and clean and tidy, which is of course made easier by this wonderful appliance.
Here’s a dodgy floor-plan drawn by me:Floor plan for our apartment

The living room is almost as big as our one in Enmore, plus it has a separate dining room attached to it. I think that the dining room will be converted to the guest room when people come to visit. It is also quite big and we have bought 2 very comfy sofabeds, so all guests should be well accomodated. Unfortunately, there is no door separating the dining room and living room, but at bed time the living room door can be closed for privacy.

We have a separate WC which is at the end of the hallway and a bathroom with a shower which is off the study (we’ll come to that shortly). The loo and bathroom are both pretty good (anything is better than Enmore was!), but we have a very temperamental instantaneous hot water system. Just when you think you have the shower ‘tuned-in’ it suddenly becomes boiling or freezing. I think I have managed to have one perfect shower so far, but I’m sure we will master it sooner or later.

The study is a large room which was rather empty, but is gradually being filled up with desks, a computer, bookshelves etc and is now starting to actually look like a study. You have to walk through the study to get to our bedroom. Once again the bedroom is larger than what we had in Newtown by quite a lot. One of our very kind neighbours gave us a wardrobe, and other than the bed, that is pretty much all that’s in there.

We don’t have our own outdoor area, but we can use the communal terrace, which is very nice on a balmy summer night (although there haven’t been many of those). Another very friendly neighbour, Desi, lives in a small apartment off the terrace, so she is very close to our place and we see her quite often.

So all together, we are paying the equivalent of $325 per week (which includes cable TV) and it seems like we are getting much better value for money that what we would have gotten in Sydney. I will try and draw a floor plan and post that soon, for those that are interested.

About four buildings down from us is our local pub (’Kneipe’ in German). It is called ‘Im R’össel’, but don’t ask me what that means. I think that in walking distance it is even closer to us than the Duke was. Needless to say, Steve has already become a regular and has lots of friends there.

I hope that you can all come and visit us soon and see this all for yourselves. Düsseldorf is a really pleasant city for living in, although not too much for tourists to do. There are heaps of pubs (they call the altstadt “the longest bar in the world”), nightclubs, restaurants and shops. There are also lots of gardens and parks for when the weather is fine (which doesn’t seem to be that often).

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Gloat

Filed under:General — The Organizor @ 8:49 pm

Just a short message to gloat about seeing the Pixies on the weekend. They bloody rocked! They played all the favourites (except Digging for Fire), inlcuding Wave of Mutilation twice (they started with the UK Surf mix, i.e. slow and later played the faster version). Now I can say that I have seen all my favourite bands play live, excluding the Beatles, and that’s fairly unlikely to ever happen :-)

The festival itself was pretty good, kinda like a supersized Homebake except out in the middle of nowhere. There really wasn’t much available in the way of information and assistance at the site, so it has really made me appreciate how well the BDO is normally organised.

Hope you are all well and enjoying the start of the A-League season, which according to the SMH website has started really well - let’s hope they can keep it up!

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August 27, 2005

Guess what!?

Filed under:General — The Organizor @ 12:48 am

Guess where I am writing this from???? Yes indeed, the comfort of our own home. Believe it or not, we finally got our modem and it wasn’t too hard to set up either (although it will be interesting to see how Steve’s online gaming goes). I went back in to the Deutsche Telekom shop today and basically yelled at the guy, almost started crying and then finally threatened to cancel and go with another company. So he finally gave in and said he would give me one. Let me tell you - never do business with Deutsche Telekom unless you have no choice - they teh suxors!

Anyway, now that we finally have access to the outside world from home, you should all expect to hear a lot more fom us, either through this blog or via email.

I’ll write more soon (once I get over the shock), but probably not until Monday because we are going to England this weekend to go to the Leeds Festival and see the Pixies play… how excitement!!

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August 26, 2005

Are they lying or are they just inept?

Filed under:General — Zombie Master @ 10:04 pm

We still haven’t received our modem (been more than a month now) and so we have been unable to do much with this blog.
On that note I have to say that the worst company I have ever had dealings with is Deutsche Telecom. They have delayed us for far too long, saying that the modem had been given to DHL and that it would be delivered soon. Next they said that DHL had tried to deliver it but that no one was home, leading DHL to send the modem back to DT. They then said that they had received the modem back from DHL and were about to send it out again and that we could expect it soon.
However, when Alex went to the actual store where we signed the contract, they informed her that the system said that we had received the modem on the day we signed the contract. At the moment they are apparently trying to clear this up for us, but seeing as how that would involve Deutsche Telecom staff, I don’t see how they are going to manage it.
I wonder where a company goes to hire a completely useless staff. I suppose there are probably secret, illegal compounds were the stupid are corralled and trained to perform all manner of jobs. Corporations would then send out recruiters to find the perfectly suited, inept creatures to fill the gaps within their organization. I imagine the conversation would be like this;

‘Fools ‘R’ Us’ Rep: So now that you have had the tour, I‘d like you to come through here to the ‘factory’ floor.
*The pair make their way into a huge room filled with stooped and drooling individuals*
Recruiter: Wow, so many worthless individuals.
Rep: That’s right my friend, how can your company afford not to partake of our extensive range of the truly stupid.
Recruiter: You might be right.
Rep: Most assuredly so sir. Just take Benson here. He can sit on a chair holding a phone, but he is unable to grasp even the simplest of concepts.
Recruiter: That could be very useful.
Rep: Yes and Dieter here is completely unable to tell the truth.
Recruiter: We could sure use him in our customer service department.
*Enter a man in a lab coat*
Trainer: Excuse me sir, but we are having problems with Rogers.
Rep: What kind of problems?
Trainer: He is displaying signs of honesty and integrity sir?
Rep: Goodness me. I think you’d better put him back in the Oxygen deprivation tank for a few more minutes.
Trainer: Got it.

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August 6, 2005

Which shirt goes best with no pants?

Filed under:General — Zombie Master @ 9:22 pm

I have mentioned before that everything here takes ages to happen. Well now we are waiting for our dsl modem to be delivered…On Monday it will have been two weeks since we signed up for it. It is very frustrating, because I just bought a whiz bang new computer.

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August 2, 2005

Ibn means ’son of’

Filed under:General — Zombie Master @ 11:26 pm

I am learning German slowly and now I have enough that I can pick out out quite a few words in the conversations going on around me. Not enough however to join in.
The process of learning the language reminds me of the scene in ‘13th Warrior’ where they are on the ship and everyone is speaking viking except Antonio Banderes, who then through the montage scene manages to pick up the language.
That is almost exactly the way it is for me, except that I am not a poet from Baghdad and Düsseldorf is not a long boat full of Vikings.

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