…is the way Germans cannot cope when they are in a less structured environment. If there is a rule or a law, the Germans will follow it to the letter. People here don’t jay walk and while there is litter (a little bit) like any city, you won’t see a German (alcohol is not factored into this) throw his rubbish on the ground. However, put a group of Germans into a situation where there are no laws and no established rules of behaviour and they will often behave like selfish animals. my latest two examples:
I was waiting for the train the other morning and as I do most mornings I stood where I knew the train doors were going to open. Other people clustered around me, including an older lady (50s, not properly old) with an umbrella. No problem I thought. I am in the best position and will get on and claim a seat for the 20 minute ride to work. The older lady however had other ideas. As the train pulled in and it became obvious that she was not likely to be the first person on the train, she squeezed in as far as she could and then put her umbrella in front of me so that she could lever herself through before me. At the same time the doors were opening and the horde around and behind me reacted like sharks scenting blood. As they surged, I managed to push her umbrella down, step around it and then back in front of her in one deft move.
I squeezed her out so effectively that she was not amoung the lead group and I could see her from my seat as she negotiated the torrent of humanity still attempting to pour onto the train. The stupid part was that she would have been dragged along in my wake onto the train if she hadn’t fought me. The animalistic side of the German psyche is so often displayed when there is a need to form a queue and it bugs me. Line up everyone and take your damn turn. So often I have to say to someone “Die Schlange is da,” as I point to where they should go.
The second incident was yesterday and also involves public transport. I was backing off a tram with the Kinderwagon, when a fat man tried to squeeze past my oncoming back and the partition protecting those waiting for the tram from the rest of the traffic on the road. As stated, I was in reverse and trying to control a pram containing my progeny and so had no idea that some fat idiot was attempting the impossible. I stepped off the train, the downward movement giving me a bit of momentum and I smashed right into him. The back pack I was wearing shoved him hard into the glass partition and I loudly inquired what the fuck was going on as he said something that sounded like vwoomph. He said nothing further and probably felt he had gotten away with just a bruised arm as he shambled painfully off along the platform, but I wasn’t leaving it at that.
“Dickhead!” I called after him. I think most Germans understand that expression, because all those waiting to get on the tram looked at him, making him hang his head and dart across the road.
When there are no rules most of the people here just become monsters. It usually bugs me, but it can be amusing to watch a guy in the bakery who has some understanding of turn taking, abuse (at length) the guy who pushes in and gets served straight away.